ah, the turn of the new year. i assume you all had a good time with general festivities and celebrations. as for what i was doing this whole time in the midst of silence? exploring a different capcom series with funny localization. i think it's a dating sim or something? i 'unno. you tell me what it is. the thing is, this whole time i had a idea for a article-it's just that i didn't know how to go about it or write it or even present it, but the idea is this-looking at the science of street fighter. in what sense? me stressing to you how fucked some of these fighters are when it comes to their capabilities. let's make like the forensics girl that just kinda follows you around from my favorite case/chapter/episode where she also coincidentally first debuted in that other capcom series i was busy perusing and think scientifically, shall we? this is going to be formatted wonkily because it's going to be more me ranting, but regardless.
bet you didn't know he had a last name, didn't you? you also probably didn't know that he's probably one of the more normal people in street fighter. military dropout who became a gym coach, most chillest man you know, is probably bisexual, what else is he beyond these and ''appeared in SFV''? physically abnormal, that's what. the name of his game is being the great grandson of popeye, with his...fucked up beet root forearms i don't even know what happend in his genetics to lead to that and i don't know of a single condition that could lead to this. is it weaponized inflammation? no, it's clearly his muscles. do you think he has a seperate section in his workout routine soley for his forearms? because it geniuenely looks to be the case from my understanding of how the human body works and everything-especially due to the way it flexes. i think a good show of how fucked luke is however is his little attack where he pelts sand at you.